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Russia: “Putin's Plan”

A few days ago, LJ user drugoi photographed a political ad on Leninsky Prospekt in Moscow and posted the picture on his blog (RUS).

The ad read: “Putin's Plan - Russia's Victory!”

Although it did not carry any logo of the pro-Putin United Russia party, it was, most likely, their product: on the United Russia's official site, for example, there is a whole section on “Putin's Plan” (RUS) and the things that are supposedly being done to carry it out.

LJ user drugoi asked this obvious question: “What's the plan, does anyone know?”

And received 150 comments from his readers.

Below is the translation of some of them:

cholerabw:

They are all over Moscow!!! Saw the same one on the way to the office.

mannaz_russia:

All over Russia. Kaliningrad.

oupire:

This information is absolutely secret.

feiushka:

Victory in Sochi? :)

phoneme:

Please tell me it's a joke. Brezhnev is back. The undefeatable Terminator.

galinacu:

The plan is for Russia to defeat EVERYONE. At least, this is how I understand it. “The party's plans are the plans of the people!”

mrguffi:

>”The party's plans are the plans of the people!”

Aha, to carry out the people's will without asking these very people's opinion.

bakeeva:

Suyevernaya [superstitious] democracy. I mean, suvenirnaya [souvenir democracy]. Oh, wrong again… Here: suverennaya [sovereign democracy, referring to the Kremlin-coined term] )

shaball:

All of Krasnodar region is full of such [campaign ads]. Putin's Plan/Tkachyov's Plan, with explanations: repair of all roads, a road leading up to every village, gasification, etc… =)

barouh:

The guys are being modest. I'm surprised not by the ad itself, but by the fact that Moscow's got a lighter version. In the regions, the slogan is: “PUTIN'S PLAN - UNITED RUSSIA.” Looks like they are too shy to kick off such a premature campaign, and so they've temporarily replaced the word “united” with the word “victory.”

rustex:

In our city, these ads have been around for a month or so. And those who place the ads sometimes lapse in the really cute way. On double billboards, on which two ads are next to each other, one could read:

- Sweet Dreams - Putin's Plan - United Russia (next to an ad of the local sweets factory)
- The Monster of Communication - United Russia ([Beeline, a mobile operator], of course) […]

gibor:

Oh, oh… You may laugh, but it's hard to believe that we're seeing it again (if you look at it from afar). […]

seba_pereira:

[…] I haven't seen it, but I've read Orwell )

Additionally, a number of readers pointed out that in Russian slang, the word “plan” happens to be one of the names for marijuana:

shade33:

Excellent plan, apparently.

gabbovsky:

Where is he getting it?

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The comic dimension of pre-election politics in Russia - where the legislative vote is coming up on Dec. 2 and the presidential election is to take place on March 9, 2008 - was highlighted again by the Russian bloggers following the surprise nomination of little-known Victor Zubkov for the premier's post last Wednesday.

Here's what happened, according to LJ user sholademi, whose post (RUS) made it into the top 30 of the Yandex Blogs portal on Sept. 14:

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On the main page of [Lenta.ru, one of the most popular Russian online news outlets], an item appeared the night of Sept. 12-13, in which it was written that, as a replacement for the resigned prime minister Mikhail Fradkov, the Russian president Vladimir Putin nominated Victor Pipiskin for the premier's post, a candidacy to be confirmed by the State Duma.

[A screenshot of the story, with the name “Victor Pipiskin” circled in red at the very bottom of the piece. The name Pipiskin derives from a word designating “penis” in Russian baby talk.]

As it turned out, the scandalous insertion with the last name Pipiskin was an accidental prank by one of Lenta.ru's employees. He noticed that Fradkov had resigned, and some Victor had been appointed as the new [premier], but then he forgot the last name. And so he wrote in his rough draft - “Victor Pipiskin has been appointed to replace Fradkov” - and then he published it this way on the site.

This sensational piece of news spent the whole night on Lenta.ru (and it also got into the info links of Rambler.ru (screenshot) and someplace else as well).

Today, the guilty editor has been fired from Lenta.ru.

And the Russian government headed by the nearly confirmed prime minister Victor Zubkov is said to be planning to file a 1-million-ruble lawsuit against Lenta.ru.

Though this last item may turn out to be nothing but a rumor.

[…]

Victor Pipiskin has a make-believe blog now: http://viktor-pipiskin.livejournal.com/.

He has grown so popular that for a while he even seemed to have a Russian-language Wikipedia entry of his own: a screenshot is here.

And some bloggers (RUS) would like to see him as Russia's next president.

LJ user drugoi asked (RUS) on Sept. 15:

Pipiskin, is he a [meme] already or not yet?

And one reader - LJ user so_matika - replied (RUS):

It's not just a meme. It's the beginning of a subculture.

Thailand: Phuket Plane Crash

Flights in and out of Phuket cancelled

Bloggers in Thailand and the region are posting about the air crash at Phuket airport this afternoon. Phuket is a popular tourist destination in Thailand and many locals and foreigners visit the city for its beaches. Flight OG269, operated by a budget airline, was flying in from Bangkok with both Thai and foreign passengers. Latest reports put the death toll at 88.

Phuket resident The Lost Boy writes about the cause of the crash.

At about 3.45 pm, the pilot attempted to land the plane but got into difficulties due to strong winds. The plane began to loose control and the pilot tried to take off again.

Already out of control and travelling with insufficient speed to lift the plane off the ground, the aircraft skidded off the runway, crashed into walls and trees and broke in two.

The Lost Boy's post also describes the scene at Phuket airport

Bangkok Pundit is updating his blog as more information comes in.

Lilian offers condolences to the passenger's families and the people of Phuket.

My heart goes out to the passengers, the families. But also to the hospital staff, police, rescue workers etc have had their more than their share, of injuries and deaths to deal with all after all they went through after the tsunami…

The airline's web page has a list of phone numbers for those wanting to inquire about the air crash.

Please temporarily contact the following numbers (in addition to 1126) for any inqueires regarding the accident of OG/OX269 at Phuket
085-155-4622
085-911-5092
085-918-3422
02-535-7662
02-504-3227
02-504-3641

(the country code for Thailand is 66)

China: Blogs ground down as National Congress gears up

There was a lot of scoffing last month when a big announcement was finally made of a pledge signed by many major blog providers encouraging their users to self-censor their blogging activities. The ‘new' pact didn't just rehash aims that many before it had attempted and largely failed to achieve, but the official justification given for its implementation also left netizens without much room for agreement.

Mandatory standards for blog service providers the pact proscribed include the use of “certain” but unspecified software and hardware, the abiding by of “a specific guide” in regards to all content serviced, the provision of open complaint hotlines and “windows”, allowing for the “supervision, tips and complaints” from “the public”, with all tips and complaints to be dealt with immediately, as well as encouraging BSPs to implement ‘real name registration', but requiring BSPs to enact an effective “user information safety management system” to “protect” user information for real name bloggers.

Suggestions provided for bloggers themselves were primarily to 'strengthen supervision of the content of their blog posts, encourage public supervision over blogs, refrain from spreading pornographic, obscene and illegal information, refrain from infringing upon others' intellectual property rights, using blogs to spread viruses and refrain from spreading false information.'

Then on the day of the pledge launch ceremony, general secretary of the Internet Society of China Huang Chengqing identified the three most problematic characteristics of the blogsphere as its “openness, interactiveness and anonymity“. Then Guo Kaitian, Vice President of Tencent (QQ), the leading internet media and services company with a less-than-stellar reputation which co-organized the event was quick to add: “these problems not only create large complications for society, but at the same time restrict the healthy growth of the blog (provider) industry itself; for this reason, the blogging industry needs to strengthen standards and conduct.”

There was no complete list of all content provider companies which have signed on made public, but at least included are: People's Net, QianLong, Sina, Sohu, Netease, Hexun, Tianya, MSN China, Yahoo! China, Bloggers Associated, Voice of China, Tencent/QQ, Tom.com, Blog.com.cn, Yesky.com and BlogChina.

King of Chinese bloggers Keso quickly came out with a strong (‘you ain't gonna make us your bitches') editorial against the pact, pointing out just how many near-identical ‘internet self discipline pacts' had come before, and dismissing this latest version as just a media show.

In questioning the move for BSPs to collect user information including but not limited to bloggers' names, IP addresses, phone numbers and e-mail addresses, Keso pointed out that one of the most often quoted examples of ‘blog violence' has been committed by one of China's foremost celebrities, Han Han, who blogs in his real name on the largest BSP there is in China. He also tears apart the claim that many are making that there is “international precedent” for real name registration when the only example there is is what South Korea has done, adding that even the Korean government has admitted the expected results have not been achieved.

Keso wrote:

说实在的,我搞不懂让这些BSP搜集用户的真实姓名、通信地址做什么?是希望再增加一个泄露个人隐私的通道?还是为了满足秋后算账或打击报复之需?

“Honestly, I can't figure out what the point is in making these Blog Service Providers collect user information. Do they hope to add yet another channel for the leaking of personal information? Out of need to meet third-quarter quotas? Or need to retaliate?”

As with all its previous incarnations, bloggers quickly stopped beating themselves up over recommended self-discipline. Now well into the third quarter, however, the 17th National Congress is just less than a month away and a major crackdown on blogging has begun in preparation; perhaps as a sign of the the severity of the situation, livid Chinese bloggers can even now be seen praying for strength in foreign tongues.

If the self-discipline pledge was the warning shot, several bombs were dropped all at once late last month when the plugs were pulled on Internet Data Centers all across the country, from 500 servers up north in Luoyang to as many as 3,000 way down south in Shantou, leaving operators there struggling to re-route their traffic through other IDCs which themselves don't know if they could be next up on the chopping block.

Oft-quoted Shanghai-based blogger Wang Jianshuo isn't the only one left frustrated by all this:

After that, news about whole IDC was shutdown came one after one, and each time, at least hundreds of servers were complete unplugged from Internet. Since these IDC host about 100 to 200 websites per server, I cannot imagine how many sites were shutdown. If this continues, I guess the total number of shutdown sites may quickly be one million. In Shanghai, many data centers were very simply completely unplugged, and each time, hundreds of servers or tens of thousands of websites were disconnected from Internet. The Waigaoqiao Data Center, the largest and one of the most advanced data centers in Shanghai were completely closed these days.

That is just the beginning…

The propaganda efforts were a little slow on the uptake; it was only this past week suddenly announced that not tens of thousands but “a total” of 18,401 websites have been shut down in recent months, just less than half of those for disseminating pornography.

Bloggers, of course, were quick to start documenting the pre-17th National Congress dispatching of the internet, with the collectively-edited MeMedia having done an enormous job of keeping tabs on a lot of what has happened thus far. One blogger linked to there writes of three whole floors of fully-certified IDCs in one building in Shanghai which were shut down earlier this month.

Another posts openly the full list of requirements passed to their company by the Public Security Bureau, namely an order for the real-name registration and immediate closure of all non-compliant blogs, BBSes, message boards and any other interactive spaces they host which remains effective until the Seventeenth National Congress wraps up in late October. Included is a general time-line:

一期 严查BBS域名备案,预计7月中旬完成

二期 严查BBS专项备案,预计8月中旬完成。

三期 严查BBS服务器和网站,预计9月底完成。

也就是说,大约国庆前基本全部关闭没有专项备案的论坛。

Phase One: Strict inspection for BBS domain name registration; estimated time of completion: mid-July.
Phase Two: Strict inspection of registration-approved BBSes; estimated time of completion: mid-August.
Phase Three: Strict inspection of BBS servers and websites; estimated time of completion: late September.

In other words, all non-registration-approved forums will be shut down by around National Day.

One English-language response to what appear were similar requirements can be found here:

“Yes, thats right, the Chinese Government Censorship bureau has officially gone 神经病…Now anything that people can interact with is essentially illegal. No forums, no blogs (unless you sign up to be a good netizen and provide name, ID #, close relative as hostage etc), no web 2.0 essentially.

Net Nanny now wants us to go back to the dark ages.

They didn’t think this through very well. If everyone hosts here they have control.
What this is going to essentially do is push everyone to host oversea’s, where they have less control.”

Some might say that this is all not really that different from business as usual for blogging in China with independent blog domains having been deemed illegal earlier on, that anybody is at risk of getting their blog posts deleted without notice and that hinting at implementation of real-name registration has gone on for several years now.

Having claimed records of Department of Propaganda officials making statements in public like “we'd be better off without the internet” spread across the internet, blogs and, at one point, even on a CCTV message board hasn't left much room for benefit of the doubt when one considers just how seriously authorities might actually agree with an utterance like that against the backdrop of other recent events.

In other words, if war were to be declared on bloggers, is the state of today's China's blogsphere what it would look like? Starting this month we've seen blog posts being deleted in places where they almost never used to, comment sections being closed out of fear, and the occasional blogger getting a jab in while they're at it——

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——and outspoken bloggers like Wang Xiaoshan who had comments turned off to begin with now also deleting their own posts with no explanation.

That last deletion was once a high-profile post which dealt indirectly just with the Olympics, so chances are that solid discussion of the issues on the table for the upcoming Seventeenth National Congress might not be seen at all; the blogger which the post in question had written about, a leading Chinese sports journalist, had, for a week last month, opened a blog merely to discuss whether or not not even to boycott next year's Olympics, but if one even ought to support them. The blog lasted about a week before it was shut down, but on his original blog now named ‘Opposing the Olympics will not be allowed‘, he wrote this week that police had come looking for him:

6天以后,这个短命的博客就被“和谐”了。又过了几天,有关方面找我谈话,了解我的思想动态,社会关系,过往行迹。生平没见过什么大阵仗的瓜尔加内心紧张,但态度坚决——我不认为自己做错了什么。

有关方面于是开始苦口婆心,说你的博客被国外媒体拿来炒做,你知道不。我说我不知道(确实不知道)。有关方面说你被人歪曲利用了,你成了受害者。我说别人利用我和我有什么关系。有关方面说奥运对人民有如此这般这般这般的好处,我说大家各自保留观点好了。

回到办公室,一向自恋的瓜尔加第一时间求助百度,想知道自己是怎么被国外媒体歪曲利用的。其他语种的东西我不会搜,搜到的海外中文报道,说的其实都是一个事儿——瓜尔加的博客因为不支持北京奥运,被当局封了。

Six days later, this short-lived blog was then “harmonized”. A few days after that, the authorities showed up wanting to have a chat with me, get an idea about my ideological stance, social connections, who I've been in touch with. You could wait your whole life and never see big, tough me as nervous as I was then, but I was resolved: I didn't feel I'd done anything wrong.

They started off nicely enough, saying my blog had been getting played up by some overseas media, asking if I knew. I said I didn't know (I really didn't). They said I'd been distorted and taken advantage of, that I'd become a victim. I said if people take advantage of me, that's not my doing. They said the Olympics are so blah blah blah good for the people, I said it's best if everyone maintains their own perspective.

Back in the office, narcissistic little me went straight to Baidu, wanting to see how foreign media had taken advantage of me. I can't search for foreign-language news, so I just found some Chinese-language reports, and they said it was for real, that my blog had been shut down by authorities because it didn't support the Beijing Olympics.

有关方面其实还算说对了一件事实——瓜尔加确实成了受害者,不过他是栽赃事件的受害者,流氓行径的受害者,而非国外报道的受害者。

最终下决心把我的经历写出来(更详细的谈话经过我只能私自珍藏啦,留着以后写荒诞小说用),也是为了告诫那些试图不支持北京奥运的朋友,慎重行事,尽管我同样不认为你们这么做有什么不妥。

The authorities got one thing straight, I truly have become a victim, but a victim of being set up, a victim of thuggish acts, and not a victim of foreign media.

Finally I decided to write all this down (I'll just have to keep the finer details of the conversation we had to myself, maybe I can write a twisted novel with them), also just to warn those friends who would attempt to not support the Olympics, to proceed with care, and no matter what, I won't feel you've done anything wrong whatsoever.

Tracking bloggers down at their homes or places of work hasn't become a common sight—but don't think for a second that they're not watching you—in that one is at least seldom able to read about such occurrences, but yo2.cn, China's response to WordPress with an added touch of social networking has become a ghost town this past week; where once there were profile photos, one now mostly only sees generic default user photos. Click on any of them and you get “503 Error! Service Unavailable!” and the notice that as of September 13 all yo2 ‘blog visitation authority' has been temporarily suspended.

Chinese Media workers who blog on the side are, one would assume, more psychologically prepared in general to deal with something like blog posts being deleted and, in at least one recent case, an entire blog itself, but they also tend to be the ones making the most noise when these things do occur. Mentioned in that post were four journalist-bloggers, two in each of China's two main media centers, Guangzhou in the south and Beijing, what they've been dealing with, some for years, and how they've responded. From looking at the circumstance the four of them face, however, one can imagine the sort of things nameless bloggers across the country are dealing with every day:

Li Yong, Legal Daily news, reporter, Beijing (shut down in protest against ongoing deletions)
Chen Min, Southern Weekly, editor, Guangzhou (ongoing post deletions)
Yan Lieshan, Southern Weekly, editor, Guangzhou (ongoing post deletions)
Ling Cangzhou, unknown, Beijing (abandoned in protest against deleted post)

The author of the above-mentioned blog post, Zan Aizong, unclear, seems most recently to have been let go from a position as reporter for China Communications News.

Among other things, Southern Weekly editor Chen Min had this to say on his blog:

向全国人民汇报几个新发现。第一是我的网易博客被删的七零八落。以往也享受过这种待遇,但那时还留个尸首,现在是连尸首都不留了,删的干干净净,好TMD环保,好TMD和谐。想再发一次脾气,突然一转念,去TMD,发了也没用,忍了,算了。

Just report a few new discoveries to the people of this country. The first is that posts on my NetEase blog are being deleted left and right. I've been treated with this kind of reception in the past, but they always at least left a corpse, but now, they're not even leaving that, deleting things as clean as a whistle, very fucking environmentally friendly, very fucking harmonious. I wanted to lose my temper, but then I suddenly changed my mind. Fuck it. Losing my temper won't change anything, I'll just have to bear with it and move on.

Not to suggest that journalist bloggers are being targeted any more than your average engaged blogger, but if they ever were, given their tendency to borrow heavily from and/or build off of their own professionally published work, a ban on online redistribution of content from their particular publication would be a good place to start. In fact, just such an order was sent down recently from the State Council Information Office singling out three of the most highly-regarded publications in the country by name, Southern Metropolis Daily, Southern Weekly and Southern People Weekly, the second of which is the employer for two of the five bloggers mentioned above.

Aside from taking self-censorship to extremes, the majority of resistanceresponse to all of this has been rather constructive. In the ‘bad laws stay on the books until enough of us defy them' vein, from two ongoing lawsuits, one in Shanghai against China Telecom for blocking an IP address and another launched by a blogger in Beijing against BSP Sohu for blocking individual blog posts, and one even in Guangzhou filed by a consumer complaints website which demands a public hearing regarding its pending closure. And then there's the call to let a thousand class-action lawsuits bloom.

In the meantime, might well-meaning bloggers begin infiltrating the official-side system? At least one blogger has already had himself certified as an internet security professional; like him, many bloggers have recognized the benefits of switching to independent blog domains hosted overseas. Talk of a mass exodus can increasingly be seen, the Social Brain Foundation has already begun offering interested bloggers a free way out, and while lists of proxy tricks on the other side of the GFW grow dusty, IT bloggers here have been dusting them off and translating an updated range of choices into Chinese.

There was a Great Firewall of China song, lost for now in the yo2 ghost town, which may or may not lie beside the river of the 3 watches-wearing crabs, or contain any such non-approved Seventeenth National Congress-days words as ‘tiger', 'space', ‘SMS' or ‘era'; other unbloggable words can be found by testing against any URL here.

There are at least two questions that people are asking, at least one of which sets off keyword filters: just how many blogs, forums, BBS' and websites out there have disappeared in total over the past weeks, and how long until all this stops and things start to get better?

Bahrain: Even Ramadan Is Sectarian

This week in Bahrain we focus on bloggers' responses to the start of Ramadan. A number of bloggers are frustrated that the start of the month varies according to the different sects. Silver sums up the problem:

I think Bahrain, as small as it is, is the most confused country when it comes to Ramadan. Last years we had 3 different dates for the start of Ramadan!!

When it comes to Sunnis they go with whatever the government (so do some Shiaa). The government hold a Ramadan committee which have never ever seen the moon, so they out source it to Saudi. The good thing about Sunnis, they are united on when Ramadan starts and ends.

Now when it comes to Shiaa, the confusion begins. Every Shiaa Shaikh has his own committee…They keep people wondering until midnight about when Ramadan starts!

[…]

I suggest we make a deal with NASA and send 2 Shaikhs (one Shiaa and one Sunni) on a space shuttle, when they reach out of space, open the window for the sheikhs and make sure they see the moon and then get back!

Ammar also thinks technological advances should be taken into consideration:

And so we're waiting for the sightings to see whether Ramadan is today, tomorrow, or the regular argument we go through every year; the Sunni people decide it is today, but the Shiia decide its tomorrow, and so on. Of course, all of this is based on “testimonies” of people who probably sit at the top of their house, mosque, or maybe even get clearance to go to the top of Al Moayyed tower (hopefully shifting to Bahrain Financial Harbour next year) to get a really close good look at the sky and see if the moon has, in fact, appeared.

Pardon me for being a little rude but this is all a bunch of crap. For one, not everyone has the same eyesight; some have stronger than others. Secondly, a sky can be cloudy, or unclear with haze, hiding the moon even if it has actually appeared. I can go on and on about how this method is subjective depending on the person, where he is located, etc, and thus brings rise to the whole complication between Sunna and Shiaa about which day to fast because the Sunni guy saw it but the Shiaa guy didn't, which day Eid is,and so on. This way of finding whether or not the moon exists is pure rubbish, in this day and age.

Why do I say this? Well, technology has given people the ability to literary stare into space with telescopes and satellites, using the latest technology to find the moon even through the murkiest sky. Not only that, but companies like NASA have the means to actually predict when the moon will appear way before it actually does (and this isn't restricted to huge organizations like NASA, but smaller astronomy centers now have the means to do this as well).

[…]

Does it still make sense that we're sitting on top of a rooftop squinting trying to see if the moon ‘is' actually there? Lets just wish that this year our Sunni and Shiia brothers celebrate the joys of Ramadhan and Eid together, and blessed may this month be on all thee.

Naz, a Bahraini studying in Australia, feels she's missing out:

So anyhow, as ammar -and half the bahraini blogging population, I bet - has reported, old men are lining up on Bahrain’s rooftops to decide whether tomorrow is the first day of Ramadhan or not.. and later on tonight, my family will be sitting in front of tv waiting for it to be announced..

I on the other hand, with a quick phone call to “ask a sheikh” service (done by a friend, then the info was passed to me) was informed that Thursday is in fact is the first day of Ramadhan.
Last week families in Bahrain stocked up on food (and apparently over stocked on Vimto)

I spent my week studying and doing assignments.. it wasnt until 2 days ago that I realised that Ramadhan is that close!

For the next month Families, teenagers, and even kids will spend their nights in front of television watching episode after episode of the latest in the Khaleeji (Gulf) and egyptian soap operas, gossiping about every episode the next day.

I will spend my nights downloading the above mentioned episodes (if I am lucky enough to finish assignments by then), only for them to be ruined by an over excited friend or relative who has seen them before they went online.

ah, well.. you get the picture.

Cradle of Humanity wants people to remember the true nature of the month, and not be caught up in squabbles:

I like Ramadan because it is the only time of the year during which all my family members gather for a meal- everyday. They are all punctual, too. I like Ramadan because it is a change from the year-round routine. People’s schedules, meals and greetings all change for Ramadan; I like how special Ramadan is treated.

I like the change of air, just how I like the change of seasons and how life and people change to adapt for it. The snow, the coats, the boats, shorter days and longer nights, then the blossom, followed by the sun- flip-flops, beaches and dining alfresco style. A change seen nearly in all aspects of life- I love it.

Almost deprived from the four seasons, watching people revel in Ramadan is refreshing. Ramadan brings with it a feel of togetherness and a connection to tradition not seen any other time of the year.

It stays true though, that every year we manage to successfully sabotage its spirit and extinguish its spark squabbling about when it should start. No, we do not stop there; we squabble once again about when it should end. I care not about Wednesdays or Thursdays, for the joy of Ramadan and Eid would always be one.

Not everyone enjoys Ramadan, though. Eyad finds that it's impossible to get anything done:

Ramadan, a month that I hate, a month that to me means nothing but a load of pending paper work, unanswered emails, abandoned desks, and a total lack of professionalism by many, all of which have the same boring excuse, I’m fasting!!!

When we were in school they used to teach us that Ramadan is about patience, good will, and remembering what god blessed us with everything we have and how hard we have to work for it, but in reality that is only practiced rarely, and even though some try to achieve that, the carelessness of others makes it close to impossible.

We live in a time where doing things quickly is of the essence and if we fail to accomplish our jobs in time, somebody else is going to rip it apart from us and keep it to him self, the amount of wasted business hours in Ramadan is big as it is, especially that we lose 2 hours or more of every working day and the plus Friday we don’t deal with the west, and right after that we have the Eid holiday for 3 days or more if it falls in a weekend.

And aMaL isn't afraid to list her reasons for hating the month:

I can’t stand Ramadan because:
1. I have to wake up early to gulp down my coffee and daily sandwich in the kitchen and not at work.
2. Crankiness spreads like malaria.
3. Hypocrisy unveils like there’s no tomorrow. Everyone decides to be a saint/mulla. A devoted god-fearer. An anal one.
4. No alcohol is available in the market. Officially.
5. There’s barely anything to do in public before 7 pm. I'm forced to turn into an indoor bat.
6. Everyone obsesses about food, shisha and shallow TV shows.
7. Everyone is busy with their families.
8. I receive a million useless text messages congratulating me with the arrival of the Oh So Holy Month even though I’m the last person who can be bothered.
9. All of Bahrain TV’s and the Ministry of DisInformation’s crap unwraps. And it stinks.
10. Heavy meals are eaten in the EVENING. These meals include all the unhealthy foods you can ever use to explain what can damage your health.
11. Bahrainis don’t even agree on celebrating the end of it together.
12. It's the epitome of mass control for political-economic gains.
13. Most people will find something simple like the above stated extremely offensive.

We finish with Butterfly, who is concerned about the increase in road accidents because of fasting:

أحاول قدر الامكان تحاشي الخروج من المنزل في الفترة التي تسبق اذان المغرب فحتى وان التزمت بالسرعة القانونية فأن غيري لا يلتزم، هذا التسابق بين السائقين للوصول الى منازلهم وتناول وجبة الافطار مع أسرهم ليس له ما يبرره، فلا الافطار ولا الصلاة يبرر لهؤلاء السواق تعريض حياتهم وحياة الآخرين للخطر فالمساجد منتشرة على طول الطريق والمطاعم ومحلات السوبر ماركت في كل مكان ايضا وبأمكان اي صائم ان يفطر ولو برشفة ماء حتى يصل الى منزله وما ينطبق على شهر رمضان ينطبق ايضا على العيد، لماذا التسوق في اللحظات الأخيرة، أليست ثلاثين يوما كافية للتسوق؟
I try as much as possible to avoid leaving the house in the period preceding the sunset prayer, because even if I stick to the speed limit, others don't. This race between drivers to reach their homes and to break their fast with their families is not justified. Neither wanting to break their fast or to pray justifies those drivers endangering their lives and the lives of others. Mosques can be found anywhere along the road, and restaurants and supermarkets are everywhere too, so any fasting person can break their fast, even with sip of water, before getting home.

So please drive safely - and have a peaceful and happy Ramadan. More from Bahrain next week.